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* Hard case? Nah, these are super FLIMSY!
The only thing that's hard about these : "it is HARD to understand how could these things hit the market".
To go straight BACK to the landfill?
* Shockproof? Nah, you'll be SHOCKED how ugly these cases are!!!
* Hopefully you're at least a little bit wiser now and avoid these products like a plague . . .
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